PAUSE

OG: ..I see you still aren't satisfied with this game.

K: Of course we're not! This whole car thing is stupid! Might as well fire the guy who decided this was fun

B: This just takes away from our old style!

G: For once, it seems that I agree! The bear and bird have a point it seems.

OG: Shut it, you hag!

the LOG smacks grunty away

G: SEE YOU IN BANJO-FOURIE! OR BANJO-FIVIE, MAYBE! CAMEO?

B: Wait, you seem a lot less nicer than we thought! Who are you?

OG: Truthfully, I am not really the L.O.G. I am the D.O.G

K: A dog? You want a bone or somethin?

OG: No. You would understand if you took the time to learn my true power.

I AM THE DESTROYER. OF. GAMES.

as the DOG says this, his face starts distorting into an insane face

K: Oh great, NOW we get to use our old powers.

OG: Have fun! You might as well have fun cuz' when I'm done here, you're both gonna be just two pixels left forgotten in this world of SHOOTERS and SPORTS!

B: You can't just destroy our home! What good is that?

OG: NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR THE NEWEST MODEL! K-NCT! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!

K: …

B: …

OG: MIGHT AS WELL BEGIN NOW!

K: Oh no ya don't! We've taken out multiple people with cars, might as well do it with flight!

OG: YOU MAY TRY, BUT I AM THE ONE WHO CONTROLS WHAT GETS ONTO THE MARKET! YOU TWO ARE FINISHED!

OG: NO.. HOW CAN THIS BE?? I CANNOT BE BEATEN BY KIDDIE GAMES!!

K: By the way you're acting, you sound like a kiddie game.

OG: SHUT YOUR MOUTH, BIRD. I WILL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH. ME ME ME!

B: Please, just reconsider! We'll rebrand to an FPS shooter game if you need that!

OG: THAT WON'T SATISFY ME, ANIMAL. I AM THE ONE WHO KNOWS BEST. PREPARE FOR ULTIMATE DESTRUCTION.

Ending

OG: NO.. HOW CAN THIS BE?? I'VE BEEN BEATEN... BY A STUPID KIDS THING NONETHELESS!!

K: You might as well be running outta the room and crying to your mom about this game. We got the last jiggy. By the way, don't forget to leave the mic on.

OG: NO!! I WANTED TO WIN!! ME, I TELL YOU!! I WANTED TO RIDDLE THE MARKET WITH.. SPORTS GAMES!! OUT OF YOUR CREATOR'S MOUTHS!!

B: Sorry, sport, but looks like this is strike three. You're out.

OG: NOO!!!!!!!! MY PLAN!! IT'S DESTROYED!!!

as the DOG gets destroyed and explodes, banjo and kazooie get knocked unconcious. They wake up to see Spiral Mountain back to normal, before the DOG could destroy it. Banjo wakes Kazooie up, and they see their surroundings back to normal. Tooty has returned, and they go on that adventure that was promised from the first game. The credits play